Tuesday, May 10, 2011

NOT YET A BLOG ADDICT... PROBABLY GETTING THERE... LOL




I'm "blogging hungry" right now and to quench my hunger as well as yours for reading, I have uploaded two poems from my archives here. The first is just spare writing while the second which is also spare writing is one of humour. Do enjoy.

JOKE OF WORDS...

My vaccum filled heart is at rest.
At long last, i passed your test.

One war is over, another battle has begun.
Calm and sober, a new song is being sung.

You are my element, fill up my hearted vaccum.
You are my element, spill out in your quantum.

FILLER OF MY DREAMS...

My first erotic poem... LOL

My lip gloss melts
Once thy taste is felt.
At one strike my tongue’s blow is dealt
As i suck, bite and undo your belt.



Tugging and tearing, i let loose of your covering
Striping you bare with my fingers hovering.
I lick, bite and suck,
Savouring your taste to the very last stock.



I nod slowly...
My tongue licks boldly...
With a firm grip, i clutch you hard
Till reality slips in and leaves me sad.



The alarm goes off, bringing me back
But i lay still in bed feeling like a slack.
Each time i have those dreams,
I am lost in what it seems

Wishing it was real.

If you were human,
I shall reject all man
And love thee dearly, ignoring all pan.
Oh sweet chocolate, i will give all i can.

If wishes were horses,
Beggars would ride.
If chocolate were human,
I would be its guide...

QUOTES BY ME!!!!!




I just went through my facebook page and noticed that I've been putting up a lot of sensible quotes lately. I decided to pull some of them together and share here on my blog so i get to preserve them as well. Quotes begin with the next paragraph, do enjoy...



"At one point, all things in one's life might seem to come have to a halt. You feel your life is crashing and all you want to do is runaway or die? Nah my friend, don't think that. See it as a period when your life restarts and you finally get that chance to do things right, just like you have always wished to. Retrace your steps calmly learn from your mistakes. Don't forget to let God take control this time."

"Definitions are unnecessary sometimes. The minute you give something a name, you give it life..."

"Perfection is an illusion but it doesn't mean we can't keep trying to attain it..."

"Be yourself and stand for the principles you uphold. Don't let the misdeeds of others against you make you act wrongly. Revenge is a true waste of time. Take time out to heal and live."

"Get your mind off sorrow. Dwell in happiness and drown in grace. Shed those tears and get them over with cos suppressing emotion can kill without symptoms."

"A fighter never gives up or fades. We may give away, relax or even stay defeated for a while, but Give up? We don't. Stay defeated? We don't. Fade out and never come back? Never!"

"The means is what justifies the end. Its what make the crown worth it or not..."

So those are all the ones i could pull up for now. I think i'll do more blog posts like this from time to time. Too much thinking goes on in this little head of mine and it's hard to shut them all up in there you know? Lol. wWho wants to have their head exploded kwanu, not me sha. Let me know what you think of them. Do you agree with me? If not, please share why.

Monday, May 9, 2011

TWO, THOSE EYES.

I have just written a short poem with the eyes descirbing the pictures i have posted with them. Do enjoy...

Look at me.
Look at me.
Put your face before mine
And look into my eyes.

Pierce through my eyes with yours,
And brush against my soul with your stare.
Let your stare linger upon my eyes,
Long and calm till I memorize it.



Look at me.
Look at me.
Turn your gave upon my face
And look into my eyes.

See what my heart bears.
Feel what my soul carries.
Let your mind be wrapped,
Focused on the content of my eyes.



Look at me.
Look at me.
Deprive yourself not of me
And look into my eyes.

Process my mind in yours,
And suck up all my tears with your stare.
Let my pain be smelt in your eyes
Pinch by pinch till you memorize it.

THE UNKNOWN SIDE OF ME




Its been a really long while i blogged.
These days, i just open my blog and keep staring at it. Its not like i don't have things to write about or discuss, i just don't want to type. I've been too lazy to do any academic or literary work and house chores have consumed me therefore.

I've been doing plenty of reading meanwhile, even though its hard to read a story to the end these days. I guess I'll just summarize the last few months I've been away as my "i don't know what i've been doing period". The good thing about this period however is that I've taken good interest in fashion. I've been visiting a couple of fashion blogs, amongst which www.stepford-wife.com; www.kilonsparkles.blogspot.com; www.dangelola.blogspot.com put up most of my favourite fashion posts. I've been reading a lot of fashion magazines and fashion articles as well and my interest in fashion has just continued to increase. My entertainment firm is still running by the way but this year hasn't been very good for us as a result of lack of funds and failed promises. Its a sad thing that a hardworking lady like me, full of amazing ideas, is kept shallow and useless because of lack of funds.

That sad part aside, I talked to my mum about the fashion bit and she says I should find a fashion school and be enrolled before the end of this month so i can start real classes. I might have to postpone it till July because of work though but lets see how it goes for now.

On the literary scene of my life, i got writing today and I'm working on a new short story. The good news is that its something different and I really hope i get to finish it and publish it soon. Haven't come up with a title for it yet though.

I'm hoping that i get to blog more from now on. I'll monitor myself and see how this month plays out. I'll try to blog about anything i want (good stuff ofcourse). My gift to you today is this you tube video i stumbled upon. Funny but nice tutorial on how to pack your hair. For those with thick curly hair though. Enjoy.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Thursday, February 3, 2011

LUCKY GOOD LUCK



LUCKY GOOD LUCK

Your mother had finally given up to the cancer cells that had eaten her blood cells and cervix for five years. When Ikenna your five year old brother asked you what had happened to her, you told him that she had gone to meet your dad so they could be happy together forever. The poor five year old boy had no idea what you really meant by this but he burst into a loud cry when he tried waking your mother up and she didn’t respond. You held him in your arms, rocking him and consoling him while you did.

You remembered how she stared at you with a smile earlier that evening as she sat on a low stool in the kitchen with her back rested on the wall. She usually came into the kitchen every evening to keep you company and whenever she did she sat on that same low stool with her back rested on the wall. You held her cold palms in yours which were warmer and rubbed your fingers on the back of her palms. You sobbed silently while you did, murmuring both prayers and ordinary words.

You also remembered her last words and how she called your name softly while she said, “Isioma, be strong when I’m gone. Take good care of yourself and your brother and make sure you thread the right path no matter what”. Although you barely heard most of what she said that evening, you knew exactly what it was she might have said because she had recited the same lines to you over five times that week. You had imagined that she would die lying on her bed, comfortable and peaceful. That evening she left her wheelchair and crawled to the kitchen to meet you, she died. The anger the filled you heart later that evening as you thought it through was enormous. You were furious that she betrayed that one fantasy of yours. Furious that she made herself suffer a long crawl to the kitchen all because she wanted to keep you company. You wanted to hate her for letting herself die that way but you couldn’t.

You couldn’t even if you tried because you loved her way too much.
You blamed yourself for not taking her back to bed to rest immediately. You blamed the doctors for her death. If only they had researched well and found a cure for cervical cancer, your mother would still be alive. She would have lived. You even blamed God for not giving her the miracle she prayed for.






Your mother’s funeral came and went and her grave was dug beside that of your dad. Their tomb stones were exactly the same. Throughout the burial, you wondered how life as an orphan would be. You thought it would suck so much that you would one day wish to be dead too. You were only sixteen years old and you had a five year old brother to look after.

Your father’s older brother took you and your brother in so you had to leave your house in Lagos and move into his house in Asokoro, Abuja. Micheal is his name but you and your brother called him Uncle Mikey. You never really liked the slow and quiet life in Abuja but you had to settle down and get used to that life as you would be staying there for a really long time. Your new school wasn’t exactly bad and the new friends you had made were equally nice people. Life didn’t give you many reasons to miss you parents but you did. When you went to bed, you couldn’t sleep till you had cried yourself to it.


At school, your friends told your you were lucky and blessed to have an Uncle who took you in as a daughter and gave you a chance to continue the good education you enjoyed while your parents where alive. You understood what they meant because you had read stories of people who were turned to slaves by the families that adopted them after their parents died.
You soon started to learn to be happy and comfortable with your new life but your night rituals continued. Your pillow continued to drain your tears and you never stopped seeing your parents in your dreams. You were both willing to live and willing to die. Your name Isioma which means good luck manifested in your life but your parents didn’t share in it. You spent a better part of the year grieving over your parents’ death and ignoring your brother Ikenna who needed your attention and care

One morning, your Uncle called out for morning prayers. Everyone else showed up except you. Your aunty came into your room to wake you up but found you cold-stiff and pale in bed. You had gone to bed the night before complaining that you had a slight headache. Headaches were usual so you took a pill and went to bed. The pill sure did work too much because it took care of both the pain and your life. Both left by morning. Your lifeless body was wheeled to the hospital where the doctor confirmed you dead before they took your remains to the mortuary.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

MARRIAGE TO RE-MANAGE.






NOTE PLEASE: This story hasn't yet been edited. Its just fresh out of my head....



Vera sat in the coffee shop that morning sipping gently out of her hot cup of tea and coffee. She was wearing the same purple floral gown Jola had bought for her on her thirty eighth birthday. She usually came by the coffee shop every Friday wearing a pretty gown and a pair of simple slippers and always sat at the left corner of the shop beside the small window adjacent the main entrance, sipping from her cup and working on a new poem or story.

Jola always told her that her fingers did magic with words on paper and that her writing could capture the heart of the stiffest person on earth. Jola worked as the chief editor for one of the most popular magazines in the country while Vera worked as a freelancer for different big shot magazines across the country. Jola and Vera shared a lot of things in common and they were both successful at their jobs.

They met in 2006 at a book party organized by the National Writers’ Guild and their love history began its story from that day. Jola was Vera’s longest relationship after her marriage to David her late ex-husband failed. David and Vera had both just signed their divorce papers but David died in a ghastly motor accident on his way back to his hotel room. Vera mourned David for one year but moved on with her life right after then in 2003. Since she had no children with David, she took to dating men casually and taking time out to hang out in clubs, attend parties and prosper in her writing career. David’s death afforded her an opportunity to enjoy selfish living, a life she craved for all her life but never got a chance to live. Vera swore that rather than have a relationship or marriage cause her sleeplessness, she would live and die single. She swore never to bother a pin about any man.

Vera became a little more tolerate when she and Jola started dating one year later. She let herself believe he was a good man so they got engaged after eight months. Jola was pleased that Vera didn’t turn down his request when he proposed that she married him. Vera still hadn’t gotten over the distasteful experience of her first marriage so taking any man seriously after then was more difficult for her than any other thing she had done. Jola carried her patiently throughout their relationship hoping that he could serve her hope and get her to believe that she could still enjoy a good married life in her life time. Vera soon grew fond of Jola and in no time, she fell in love with him.

From good looks to a kind heart to a very versatile beautiful mind, Jola was a man any woman would dump her man to spend a day with. He fulfilled every description of the perfect gentle man most love stories described. He seemed to good to be true, yet stayed true.

Still at the coffee shop writing, Vera’s attention was fixed on the notebook size laptop open in front of her when a tall dark young man walked into the coffee shop. The gentleman had the same body frame as Jola and had walked in with a slim dark skinned lady who wore heels that helped her measure up to the gentleman’s height.

Vera’s attention got slightly distracted and her heart skipped a beat when she saw the gentleman, who was now looking in her direction. All vera could make out of his face from where she sat was a side view of his face that replicated Jola’s. Vera couldn’t understand why Jola would walk into the same coffee shop he knew she liked to hangout in and not bother to look for her and say hi. She infact wondered why he would walk in there holding another woman and caressing her waist like he owned it. Vera’s thoughts soon engulfed her that she saw herself walk up to him and tap him on the shoulder.

He turned back to see who it was that had tapped him, and the smile on his face faded as soon as he turned back and his eyes met Vera’s. “Yes ma’am?” he said, replying her tap with a questioning look.

“Yes ma’am? Did I just hear you say yes ma’am?” Vera asked, squinting her eyes with her back slightly arched.

“You tapped me, so I ask if there is something I can do for you” he replied, looking calm and warmly at Vera like he had no clue what that tap meant or if it had any meaning at all.




Vera stepped back slowly, holding her head in her hand like a one who had been hit unexpectedly by a migraine. She roamed in her thoughts for a while until she was slapped back to reality by her phone’s ringtone. She slid out of the thought she just had and looked at the counter to see if the young man was still at there but he was gone. Neither the young man or the young lady he had come in with were at the counter. She never got to look at the man’s face and although she had imagined the guy was Jola, haven seen his face in her short trance, she chose to believe it was someone else instead. Vera decided to forget about it and go back to what she was writing and her phone rang again. It was Jola calling with his cell phone. Jola only called with his cell phone when he was away from the office. Vera let the phone ring to it’s limit then she picked it up, switched it off and went back to what she was writing. She wasn’t sure what she would do or what she wanted to do. She decided to forget the entire episode and continue what she was writing….

THE LAST UPPER CUT


This story has been published on www.ynaija.com


I curled up at a corner in the room close to the living room and peeked at my parents as they spat curses at themselves.

“You’re the biggest mistake I ever made!” my mum screamed out in a high soprano voice.

Her neck veins were all out and obvious, protruding from under her skin like they were about to tear themselves out of her neck. Mum continued her rant saying, “I should have left you at the altar on our wedding day and ran to Englandwith Austin. You’re nothing but a big silly mistake!”

Dad ran up to her with his fist clenched, about to throw a punch at her. Mum took quick steps back and hit her back on the wall behind. She shielded her face with one arm and waved her fist in the air with the other arm.

My father was standing over her at this point with eyes as red as mine were whenever I has conjunctivitis. He breathed in a heavy-quick manner that made his chest broaden and push out so obviously that it made him look like the cartoon character named Johnny Bravo.

“You think you can cheat on me and file for a divorce to get out of the marriage whenever you liked abi? I will kill you with my bare hands today and send your corpse to your father, you shameless whore.”

My father wore no single line of a smile or anything close to it as he spat his words out. He was dead serious and dead ready to kill my mother. He slapped her head against the wall severally, lifted her off the ground and threw her on the couch. Mum wrestled herself up the chair and staggered up to a standing position. She threw a couple of uncalculated punches in dad’s direction but only one made it to his nose.

For over 20 minutes, I stayed curled up at the corner where I was, watching my parents argue, throw punches, drag each other by one part of the body or another and throw things around. It was like a live wrestling match was being played in my living room. The kind of fight I saw in movies was taking place in my own house yet my thirteen year old hands couldn’t summon the courage to stop the madness.

An idea had come into my head that I should film the entire episode so I could play it for my parents to watch later on. I wanted them to learn from it so that they’d and never let it repeat itself. I wanted them to stop, hug each other and love themselves again. I wanted them to stand in that living room and realize the mess they had made of themselves and their home. At some point, I wanted them both to slump and die. So many thoughts ran through my head and pictures slid pass my mind whenever I closed my eyes.

I remembered dinner on the dining table two days ago and how my parents, my older sister and I sat at table together eating, clinging cutleries, sipping, drinking, laughing and chatting like a bunch of united happy people. The contrast between then and now was so sharp it made the thought of the possibility of any happiness existing in my family as blur as the vision of a man who had large boils hanging down his eyelids.

My older sister soon barraged into the living room from the market, panting like a dog that had spent all its energy barking. I was sure the sound of chaos blasting its way out of the house must have made her run like a confused lion from the gate. She struggled with my dad and managed to retrieve the figurine he was holding from his hand. She threw it as far as she could and ran up to my mum who was now holding a piece of broken glass in her hand.

Adanna my older sister soon got overwhelmed with rage. It had taken over her so quick that she didn’t realize when she blessed my mother’s cheek with a slap and yell at my father to sit his shameless butt down. Everyone soon froze and stood where they were staring at themselves. The chaos had mellowed down and what now went on was a battle of heavy breathing. Tension had overtaken the cold air from the air conditioner and heated the room such that sweat rained down our bodies.

Bloodstains painted the walls while pieces of broken wares scattered themselves everywhere, covering the living room like snow. The television was the only lucky thing that didn’t get hit. The aquarium was smashed to pieces and the tiny beautiful fishes in it did not survive to see the end of the fight. Dad walked out of the living room and since he always had his car keys in his pocket, he zoomed off in his Toyota Camry saloon car without saying a word to any of us. Mum slumped at a corner of the living room and begun to cry. She didn’t care that she was lying on piles of broken pieces of glass. Adanna stood at the centre of the living room, staring straight into my eyes like there was something she had to make sure she memorized in them. Her face wore no expression, neither did her legs move.

I sat curled up like I had been with my lower lip bit between my teeth, rocking myself back and forth at one corner and praying the fight had ended for good. I had no idea that I had a cut at the centre of my head which bled profusely with blood tickling down my back like sweat. I soon became cold and passed out.

ECLIPSE

If you search round the world, I assure you it will be extremely difficult for you to find up to ten persons who possess the kind of impressive and pure talent Nkasiobi Chukwu A.K.A Eclipse has. Joggling between a job as radio presenter of one of the most listened to radio programs, “cruise easy” on 91.1 Lion fm UNN, school work as a 300 level mass communication student, music production and graphic designing, Eclipse is an example of a jack of all trade and a pro in all.

Born on the 23rd day of July 1991 as the 3rd child of 5 children, Eclipse was raised under the guidance of Pharm and Barr Chukwu. Eclispse’s father is a pharmacist while his mother who is a lawyer by training is a Reverend heading a Methodist church in Imo state Nigeria. Both parents have contributed immensely to the wonderful training that has formed this strong young man. His first experience in education was at Airforce Nursery and Primary school Kaduna where he received his Nursery and part Primary education before transferring to UNILAG staff school, Lagos to conclude his primary education. He proceeded to Federal Government College Kwali Abuja, Nigeria to receive his secondary education and University of Nigeria thereafter for his Bachelor degree which is still running.

At a young age of 19, Eclipse is bringing the revolution we have waited so long for. With a pure delivery of rap lines, smooth harmonious music, breath taking punch lines and rhymes, Eclipse is one rapper whose music will get you listening and thirsting for more. Eclipse apart from being one of the freshest and best rap talents from the east is also a very good graphic designer and music producer, producing over 10 tight beats, music concepts and other forms of artistic bombshells every month. He has earned so much respect and won over many hearts, breaking non and pleasing all. I advise that you get yourselves ready for the revolution cause this young dude is set on exploding your minds for real. Eclipse is rap music’s next rave.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

VIDEOMAIL (Take your twin seriously)

THE UNN SEX TAPE…

It has become a reality that things or people we do not know can come around to harm us and even destroy us if we don’t get lucky.

Exam period in the University of Nigeria Nsukka is usually quiet, boring, annoying, frustrating, agonizing, and monotonous, in fact every other thing you can think of that best describes the opposite of good. The school becomes a practical ghost land once exams begin and many students begin to live from classroom to library, thereby cutting away every other aspects of their life. Except the religious aspect sha, and of course it is no longer news that UNN tops the list as the most religious school, school with the largest population of religious students or school with the highest number of religion students outside the department of religion. To cut the long explanation short, more students are involved in religious activities in UNN than you will see in many other universities in Nigeria.

In February this year during the heat period of exams in UNN, a sex video found its way in some students’ phones. Sex tapes have of course become a normal thing to see in anyone’s phone and they have become very normal that people have started to make videos of themselves in the act. I really don’t want to go into any moral argument about this issue but I’ll simply leave us with a question. How much has pornography helped us as individuals and as a generation? There! That does it, now back to my story. This sex video school UNN in a new way. Even bookworms and exam freaks stepped out of their shells and flowed with the new season. The sex tape became a “must see movie” with everyone discussing its contents in the hostels, in class, in the library, at eateries, in church and everywhere else people gathered. The guilt people usually felt when they watched porn disappeared and like a 4 unit load assignment, people made sure they saw that video.

What was so special about the video? Aha! I’ll tell you.
Many of us human beings will rejoice over someone’s downfall more than we would over their success and it is very sad. As soon as the girl in the video was identified as a UNN undergraduate, it became the justification students gave themselves to watch the video and store copies of it on their phone which they were willing to share. Most people who saw the video suddenly became saints and Judges, blaming the lady for being so stupid for allowing herself to be put on tape in that manner and raising there noses in disgust over how she had shamed God for indulging in such a sinful act. No one bothered about the man in the video or his own sin, or about themselves who had equally just wronged God by allowing their eyes behold such evil. We all blamed the poor girl and clamped down on her to destroy her psyche and ruin her with dirty words. Everywhere she went, people pointed at her or stared at her awkwardly but her friends still stuck with her.

Days after the video and its story had circulated the school, facebook, youtube and some other social network sites, the suspected lady in the video took courage and denied that she was the lady in the video. The school administration set up a panel some weeks later to look into the issue and find out the truth. Testimonies then came from people who claimed to have seen the video four years earlier and a friend of the actual lady in the video was even contacted and she confirmed that the suspected Unn student wasn’t the lady in the video. The suspected UNN student was however taken through series of cross examinations, one of which involved her being examined naked (by some females on the panel) and compared with the lady in the video.

At the end of the investigation, the young woman from UNN was found innocent and was recommended for counseling sessions with a psychologist.